Rated: R
Running Time: 112 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: This movie is not in English.
You might be shocked to hear this movie is in Spanish. It almost slipped by me, but then I became suspicious when I could not read any credits, then I was almost 100% sure it wasn't in English when everyone was […]
Archive for January, 2007
Pan’s Labyrinth Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 10 months ago in Movies, Foregin and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsNot only do I watch movies, on occasion I watch TV. Not nearly as much as some, as I am always watching movies, but one show I do watch is The Amazing Race. Which I consider the best reality TV show on TV. This season they are doing an all star show and […]
The always less exciting Golden Globes were on last night. Running about 12 minutes long, and in the end running people on stage and not letting them thank anyone. It was as always a boring, mostly uneventful night. However Forrest Whittaker looked like he got hit by a truck when he won. Completely floored. Sasha […]
How much money did the reviewer spend on movies 2006.
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 10 months ago in Movies and The Reviewer. 1 CommentWell tax time is just around the corner, so it is time for me to review my 2006 expenses, it is always my favorite time of the year, and by favorite I mean most sad. Where I think about all the trips to Disneyworld I could have taken instead of spending so much money […]
H.G. Wells War Of The Worlds Review
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 10 months ago in Movies, Sci-Fi and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 93 Long Minutes
Year: 2005
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: I think my girlfriend likes to torture me.
Sometimes when a big blockbuster comes out. A smaller movie company tries to bank on that by creating a much cheaper direct to DVD version. This version comes out right when the blockbuster comes out in […]
The Reviewer now supports gaming browsers! Wii, PSP, and DS!
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 10 months ago in The Reviewer. 0 Comments
I know this is not a gaming site, but the world is getting turned on it's freaking head with these new fancy internet options out there, and The Reviewer is not going to be left behind. So as of right now (I think) TheReviewer.net is in full support of the Wii, Nintendo DS, […]
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