Archive for March, 2009

Monsters Vs Aliens

Rated: PG Running Time: 94 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: The most visaully stunning piece of crap I have ever seen.  Dreamworks announced sometime ago that every animated release they make from now on will be release in 3-D in those theaters that want it and can handle it.  3-D involves a more […]

Sunshine Cleaning

Rated: R Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: This year's no one will stop talking about this damn movie.  I love Amy Adams, she is a wonderful actress, very cute, and is very much a normal everyday girl in her roles, even as Princess Giselle.  I didn't even know she was […]

I Love You, Man

Rated: R Running Time: 104 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Not the comedy you were made to think you were going to see.  Stop fucking lying to me about movies, it makes me upset, dislike the movie, and for damn sure give it a worse rating.  Don't run a clip on TV that […]


Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 122 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: There is a whole lot more going on here than what you think.  I have nothing nice to say about Nicholas Cage in regards to this movie, but I will not say anything bad either.  I have no opinion on the matter of […]


Rated: R Running Time: 89 Minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: None  One Sentence: A whole lot scarier than anything else from 2008.  First person camera view movie.  This creates a level of immersion and feeling of reality that seems to trump all others in horror movies.  It works on me, at least for now, instead of […]

Race To Witch Mountain

Rated: PG Running Time: 98 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Nice Disney fluff that everyone can go see.  Up until now the remakes are all movies I had seen before, and mostly horror or adult action.  This is probably the first remake I can think of where I know abotu the original, but […]


Rated: R Running Time: 160 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: Sex, Boobs and Glowing Blue Penis One Sentence: Worth the almost 3 hours.  As I have stated before I have never read comic books, or graphic novels, so I have never read Watchmen.  There is a copy of it in my house right now and I […]

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