Archive for May, 2012

Snow White And The Huntsman Movie Review

One Sentence: Don’t worry, she hardly speaks at all. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 01-Jun-2012 Nudity: None The first time I saw the preview for this movie, I was excited, there were these glass monsters fighting, Charlize Theron looked amazing and the style was beautiful.  Then it cut to Kristen Stewart, and I was saddened.  I […]

Chernobyl Diaries Movie Review Poster

One Sentence: This is the last place for a vacation. Rated: R Release Date: 25-May-2012 Nudity: None I saw a short preview for this movie early in the day, and I knew nothing about it.  I was pretty sure it was a horror movie, but the name does throw you off.  Like it might be […]

Men In Black III Movie Review

One Sentence: This wasn’t a movie people were asking for. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 25-May-2012 Nudity: None I was fine with there only being 2 Men In Black movie.  I wasn’t hoping for another.  I didn’t think it was a trilogy.  Pretty much I didn’t see anything in this movie except a cash grab.  Adding […]

Battleship Movie Review

One Sentence: It’s a movie. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: Does it really matter? Nudity: None So this movie is based on a board game where you randomly say a number on a grid and hope that you hit the enemy.  I have seen the new updated version of Battleship, “The Movie Edition,” at the store […]

Dark Shadows Movie Review

One Sentence: Maybe a little too weird. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 11-May-2012 Nudity: None I know this movie just looks terrible.  The previews force this weird feeling of a movie that is a horrible comedy.  I think this movie would be hard to sell and they had to go with comedy.  I guess you would […]

The Avengers Movie Review

One Sentence:  You will be pleased. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 04-May-2012 Nudity: None I was really doubtful about The Avengers, it was going to be too many story lines, too many stars, too much to fit into one movie.  I just had my doubts, I thought it would be good but not amazing.   I was […]

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