One Sentence: Grumpy Harrison doesn't stretch at all.
Rated: PG
Running Time: 105 Minutes
Nudity: None
Release Date: 22-Jan-2010
This is a new movie Executive Produced by Harrison Ford and released by the new production company CBS Films. It is one of those movies where the subject matter by itself is supposed to make you feel, and while I […]
Tag Archive for '2-stars'
Rated: R
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Release Date: 06-Nov-2009
Nudity: Some quick boobs.
One Sentence: It felt like a bad Coen Brothers movie.
Quarky characters, an odd story, an attempted message and George Clooney. Today when I looked on IMDB I was surprised to see The Men Who Stare At Goats was not directed or written by The Coen Brothers. […]
Rated: PG
Running Time: 111 Minutes
Release Date: 23-Oct-2009
Nudity: None
One Sentence: A mediocre biopic of one of America's most famous heroes.
I will not say that I know a lot about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, so I will not act like this movie is or is not an accurate portrayal of her life. I don't […]
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Published by The Reviewer 9 months, 2 weeks ago in Romantic Comedy. 0 CommentsRated: PG-13
Running Time: 100 Minutes
Year: 2009
Nudity: none
One Sentence: There is nothing new going on here.
This is a romantic comedy based off of "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens, but is not during Christmas, but there is snow. I am not automatically turned off by the term romantic comedy, I think they have their place, and […]
Rated: PG
Running Time: 94 Minutes
Year: 2009
Nudity: None
One Sentence: The most visaully stunning piece of crap I have ever seen.
Dreamworks announced sometime ago that every animated release they make from now on will be release in 3-D in those theaters that want it and can handle it. 3-D involves a more comples projector process and 3 […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 104 Minutes
Year: 2009
Nudity: None
One Sentence: Not the comedy you were made to think you were going to see.
Stop fucking lying to me about movies, it makes me upset, dislike the movie, and for damn sure give it a worse rating. Don't run a clip on TV that highlights the fact that the […]
How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
Published by The Reviewer 11 months, 1 week ago in Comedy. 0 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: 1 Pair of Boobs
One Sentence: How to bore people and make them want to stop watching your movie.
The idea of Simon Pegg and Kristen Dunst in a dark romantic comedy by itself should be enough for anyone to know that this movie is going to fail on some level. […]
