Well I lost my whole MacGruber review. I can't write another one right now, so MacGruber was the best SNL comedy since Wayne's World, which doesn't mean it was amazing. It was pretty funny and because it was rated R it saved it. If it was PG-13 it would have been horrible. I give it […]
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Published by The Reviewer March 16th, 2010 in Movies, Comedy Movies, The Reviewer, Action Movies and sxsw. 1 CommentKick-Ass
Published by The Reviewer March 13th, 2010 in Comedy Movies, The Reviewer, Action Movies and sxsw. 1 CommentOne Sentence: The best movie I have seen since The Dark Knight.
Rated: R
Running Time: 117 Minutes
Release Date: 16-Apr-2010
Nudity: None
Wow, just wow! I just got blown the fuck away with the opener SXSW Film. Kick-Ass was about as Kick-Ass a movie as it could have been. Funny, action packed, amazing fighting, a great story, and […]
One Sentence: A lesser sequel.
Rated: R
Running Time: 101 Minutes
Release Date: 05-Mar-2010
Nudity: None
This one might be confusing to a lot of you, it is a sequel to a French Parkuor movie that came out in 2004. That movie I liked enough to recommend to all of you. It wasn't amazing but it worked. So 6 […]
One Sentence: My girlfriend had a panic attack because of this movie.
Rated: R
Running Time: 117 Minutes
Release Date: 29-Jan-2010
Nudity: None
Mel Gibson is back after his assault on the Jews to avenge his murdered daughter in Edge Of Darkness. What we find is a twisty, weak story led by an aging angry old man that never ends […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 118 Minutes
Release Date: 15-Jan-2010
Nudity: None
One Sentence: Might be the best apocalypse movie I have ever seen.
Going into The Book Of Eli the only thing I knew about it was that Denzel Washington was in it and it looked apocalyptic. The trailers told me nothing and there seemed to be no one […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 162 Minutes
Release Date: 18-Dec-2009
Nudity: Blue people sort of naked.
One Sentence: They have solved the final CG problem.
Star Wars, Tron, The Abyss, Jurassic Park, Terminator 2, Toy Story, Lord Of The Rings. All these movies in some way or another changed the way movies were made in my lifetime. There were turning points […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Release Date: 25-Nov-2009
Nudity: None
One Sentence: A whole lot of dark bloody ninjas.
There was a time when there were more ninja movies than you could name. They had ninja in black, blue, red and there were army's of them. They were led by an evil ninja master, or white man with a […]




