Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 114 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: You don't have to wait till the end of the credits on this one.
So this is a remake of The Hulk movie that came out in 2003. Pretty much everyone is like, fuck that piece of crap movie, this is the real Hulk we are going […]
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Published by The Reviewer 6 months, 2 weeks ago in Action. 1 CommentRated: PG-13
Running Time: 124 minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: Your childhood has not been destroyed.
I think the one sentence says it all. I am not going to get into this movie. I had fun with it. It was not the best, it was good. It delivered what it should for an Indy film and I […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 125 minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: A great start to the summer movie season.
I knew nothing about Iron Man, well except the suit and his name was Iron Man. I am not a comic book nerd as I have said before, but I do enjoy a good story, and well this one, […]
Rated: Who Cares
Running Time: Too long to bare
Year: I wish never
Boobs: None of these either
One Sentence: Can I have my 2 hours back please!
Holy shit, it is crappy movie month in the theaters. I did not think I would see something was worse than Semi-Pro, well guess what. I was wrong. I am going to […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Oh Anakin you still suck so hard.
I do have to say that even though it had Hayden in it, I just really wanted to go see jumper. It looked very cool. I could handle him. I have faced cool movies with this kid facing me trying […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 84 Minutes
Year: 2004
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Ice Cube is the leader of a biker gang from Englewood.
My friend owns this movie, and I was at his house. I said why do you own Torque, and he said, "That movie is the tits." I am not even sure what that means, but his […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Jackie Chan is just a little too old now.
Well there is a pile of suck out in the theater, and instead of a Hanna Montana movie review, I decided to watch new DVD's of suck instead. Either way there is a whole lot of […]
