Rated: R Running Time: 121 Minutes Year: 1998 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Aww John Stewart was soooo cute. Playing by heart, was America's answer to Love Actually, before Love Actually came out. Huge cast, lots of different storylines, and all revolving around love. Or relationships, in LA. The format is very similar to Love Actually, […]
Archive for November, 2005
Playing By Heart
Published by The Reviewer November 29th, 2005 in Movies and Romance Movies. 2 CommentsRated: UR Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: 2 pairs One Sentence: The black blind American, takes in the Chinese dog, from the English guy from Glascow, to live with him and his white step-daughter. I am really not sure what this movie was about. It wasn't like a king fu movie, it was […]
Rated: TV-14 Running Time: 30 minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Blurred. One Sentence: Fuck those guys. In the end, Neimeiah was yelling, "touch me bitch i'll fucking kill you," with Wes behind him yelling too. They told Rachel that she didn't do anything when she was in Iraq becuase she was just a nurse. They were […]
Rated: UR Running Time: 70 minutes Year: Don't know Boobs: None One Sentence: Canadian Ninjas! I didn't know what this was, but it was pitched as UNRATED Jay and Bob stuff! OOOH AAHHHH! Yea, that didn't happen. So I guess this is some show on in Canada, for like 3000 years. It's quality is between […]
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Published by The Reviewer November 21st, 2005 in Action Movies, Family Movies and Movies. 0 CommentsRated: PG-13 Running Time: 157 Minutes Year: 2005 One Sentence: 150 page script does not equal 734 page book. I have not read the book, I read the first, and that was it, I felt I could watch the movies, I don't read too much anyway. I have never really felt, left out, of a […]
Format: DVD One Sentence: I think I am gonna have to say the best season of a television series I have ever seen in my life. I never watched it, when it was on. It was on the WB, it was the late 90's(TV sucked) and it was based off of a movie, called Buffy […]
Monster In Law
Published by The Reviewer November 15th, 2005 in Comedy Movies and Movies. 0 CommentsRated: PG-13 Running Time: 101 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I didn't rent this, we watched it with Libertie's parents. I hate J-lo. She used to be a Fly-girl on "In Living Color" for fuck's sake. With that being said. This movie is a normal, non-shocking, non-creative, regular, cute movie, that can work […]
