Rated: R
Running Time: 107 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: You can get very close to the sun if you have a giant disk.
This movie was pitched as a earthly disaster movie. When I think of these types of movies, I think of Armageddon, The Core, and Deep Impact. Things like this, which are overdone Hollywood […]
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Rated: R
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: Rambo can still kick your ass.
I saw this over a week ago but I just had a lot going on and then the site went down so I could not write the review I am sorry. Sly is awesome. He seems like a very nice […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: 3 pairs? more?
One Sentence: Balls to the wall action.
After what I thought was a less than awesome balls to the wall action flick in Shoot Em Up, I think I took Crank out of my queue. I had lost faith. However my friend told me I had to check […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: There is a giant monster in it.
STFU about the hype. I am tired of it. Yes there was a badass trailer that everyone freaked out about. It was a good trailer, it made people want to know more, and then the name came out and suddenly […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 86 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: This week on a very special AvP
I can get into it, Aliens, Preadators fighting, it's all very cool and manly and bloody. We were met with the horrible AvP 1 some time ago and I have blocked it from my mind. It wasn't worth much, and I […]
Rated: PG
Running Time: 124 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: There is a city of gold somewhere in the United States!
I have no problems suspending disbelief for movies like this. High budget, over the top sillyness that has humor, action, adventure, and torches all thrown together, with a hot girl, smart guy, and nerdy sidekick. Look at […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 101 minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Will Smith and his dog.
I have nothing but love for Will Smith and him battling hundreds of creatures, weather it be robots, aliens, or in this case, a humanoid creature that has a light sensitivity. A lot of people are calling them Zombies, and […]
