Rated: R
Running Time: 126 minutes
Year: 2007
Nudity: None
One Sentence: The Mist is evil!
I really liked The Mist. Which is a little odd, because the movie is so horrible. The Mist, directed by Frank Darabont who helped other Stephen King projects, The Green Mile and The Shawshank Redemption, was from a film stand point a horrible movie. […]
Archive for the 'Horror' Category
Rated: R
Running Time: 109 minutes
Year: 1982
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: A look at one of the classics.
Sometimes at The Reviewer we are going to take a look back at an older movie. At The Alamo Drafthouse this weekend, they were showing The Thing. I have never seen The Thing, and they were showing it with a […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 91 minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: 1 Pair
One Sentence: Little Temple Of Horrors.
Coming at you as an alternative to squinty eyes and sexy mcsexy's Leatherheads is The Ruins, a standard fare horror movie, or at least standard is what I was led to believe by the limited marketing of hot 20 somethings in Mexico getting […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 113 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: It felt like it was 30 days of night long.
I like the Vampire movies, really who doesn't. Generally they have a little more flavor than your normal horror movie and even sometimes have something resembling a plot. I didn't get to go see 30 days of […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 84 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Quite a few.
One Sentence: Harmony from Buffy and Angel takes off her top a lot.
The tag line is Old School American Horror. I can totally agree with that. Hatchet is in fact old school American horror. I think for the most part the people who were making this […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 87 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: There was not a single black sheep in this movie.
How can you not love it, sheep, evil sheep out for BLOOD. It is the perfect Halloween movie as far as I am concerned, so watching it on November 1st, makes perfect sense. Do the evil sheep […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 94 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: No gore, just good creepyness.
This was another one of those movies, where I just didn't make it to the theater. I tried, and just could not find the time, so I ended up having to rent it. Netflix has the theater release and the Director's Cut […]
