Rated: PG
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: There is no General Grievous in this movie.
Sigh, it is hard for fanboys like me. As I sit here writing this looking at my Rancor, and my new General Grievious "The Clone Wars" figure that I just bought about a week ago I think to myself, […]
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Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: There is a giant monster in it.
STFU about the hype. I am tired of it. Yes there was a badass trailer that everyone freaked out about. It was a good trailer, it made people want to know more, and then the name came out and suddenly […]
The Fountain
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Drama, Sci-Fi and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentRated: PG-13
Running Time: 96 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Another mindfuck from Darren.
I don't do well with these type of movies. These cryptic, ambiguous movies with no definition of what is really going on, and you have to spend 5 days on the imdb boards reading other peoples theory of what happened to help form […]
Planet Terror (Grindhouse)
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 6 months ago in Movies, Horror, Sci-Fi, Action and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: Bout an hour and a half
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Rodriguez wins the Grindhouse matchup.
I sometimes get a skewed view of what is going on in America's movie theaters because I watch most of my movies at The Alamo Drafthouse. What that means is, there are more fanboys, more roots movie watchers, and […]
Valentine’s Day Movies
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 8 months ago in Movies, Romantic Comedy, Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi, The Reviewer and Classic. 0 CommentsAhhhh Valentine's Day. A day where us guys get to do whatever our girlfriends want and show them just how much we appreciate them. Sometimes it's a tennis bracelet, or perhaps a sunset sail on your personal yacht. Others go for the much more loved and appreciated Dinner and a Movie. A tradition […]
H.G. Wells War Of The Worlds Review
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 9 months ago in Movies, Sci-Fi and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 93 Long Minutes
Year: 2005
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: I think my girlfriend likes to torture me.
Sometimes when a big blockbuster comes out. A smaller movie company tries to bank on that by creating a much cheaper direct to DVD version. This version comes out right when the blockbuster comes out in […]
Slither
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 10 months ago in Movies, Horror, Sci-Fi and Movie Reviews. 2 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Worm movies rule!
Just in time for Christmas comes my review of Slither. The horror, gore, sci-fi, B-movie about alien slugs. You know, Christmasy.
I had a feeling this movie was going to be like it was, it could have gone two ways, really awesome, or really […]
