[ HOSTEL POSTER ] Rated: R Running Time: 94 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Lots and lots of boobs. One Sentence: I can't even tell what a horror movie is anymore. For a lot of this movie, there is no killing or blood or anything like that. It plays out like a sequel to Euro Trip, but not as funny. A few kids travel across Europe and try to screw a bunch of girls. I guess that is what you are supposed to do when you go to Europe. I went to Europe once, for 1 day. I did not screw any girls, I actually never really left the airport, but that is a whole different story. I don't know about this movie, I guess I mean it was all right, but it didn't play out as a horror movie at all. Or I am getting so desensitized to what horror is, that I just don't notice it when I see it. I really don't have anything bad to say about it. I don't have anything great to say about it either. The "horror" portion of the movie was not that impressive, and the beginning was not really that interesting either, but there were tons of naked girls mixed in throughout the movie, which helped make there be a point for most of it. And I am all for boobs, but I don't think it can carry the movie all the way through. It was a lot better than Cabin Fever, which I thought was a complete waste of time, when that came out, so I guess he is progressing forward. I just have nothing really to say. I am guessing there are better horror movies to rent out there than this one, I don't know any of them, but I bet there are. //” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

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