Snakes on a Plane

Rated: R Running Time: 105 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: One pair, but they were HOT. One Sentence: I want these motherfuck…nevermind. As you might or might not know. I am slightly afraid of flying. I am trying to get over it. I still fly, but lets just say it isn't the most relaxing experience. Within that fear are stupid doomsday scenarios like perhaps some electrical thing fails because a fucking snake is in the wires, and fucks up the plane and we all crash and die. OK, that didn't exist before Friday night, but it is there now! So not only did I watch this movie, I faced my fear of flying. The things I do for you. You should be thanking me. I know most of you have probably never heard of this movie. It really didn't show up too much on the internet, and there were not a lot of commercials for it. Pretty much it is a movie about some snakes on a plane. I know crazy right. It is almost like the title tells a little too much about the movie. I don't know if they wanted to ruin the surprises for all those who happened to come upon this movie. Anyway. It is an action, horror, comedy, police drama, love story, plane thriller, snake movie. Samuel L Jackson was in it. The girl who played Tiffany in Road Trip, and Kennan from Good Burger, and SNL. This movie is…not a complete pile of crap. In my opinion, it was far better than I expected it to be. This might be because I am a little bit afraid of flying and so I was just a little tense to start off as it was. It was pretty brutal, a lot of snakes, a plane, dead people, Sam Jackson and one BIG motherfucking snake. I don't know, I had fun with it. I thought it was totally rentable, and some of you might actually have fun with it in the theater. The movie is total popcorn and I think they delivered what they were supposed to with it. Good Stuff. Add it to the save queue, if you are not gonna see it in the theater. It is probably more like a 3, but I am giving it a 4 because of the reshoots to make it rated R.

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