Rated: R
Running Time: 86 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: The best movie made from a 12 minute TV show you will see all year.
I can not stress enough that if you have never watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you have no reason whatsoever to read this review, or even go see the movie. Aqua Teen probably […]
Archive for April, 2007
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 5 months ago in Movies, Comedy and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: TV-PG
Running Time: 1 Hour
Channel: NBC Monday 9/8Central
One sentence: Man I hope this show does well.
Right now we have a lot of reality, or semi reality TV going on with stars thrown into the mix. Thank God You're Here is like taking stars from Dancing with the stars, take away the dancing, and adding […]
Rated: G
Running Time: 1 Hour
Channel and Time: Discover Channel Sunday 8PM/7Central
Do you hae the discovery channel, or Discovery HD Theater? If so then I suggest you set your Tivo, DVR, or VCR to record all the rest of the episodes of Planet Earth. The series recorded over 5 years with new camera technologies allowed for […]
Master Pancake Theater: Madmax Beyond Thunderdome
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 5 months ago in Movies, Comedy and Movie Reviews. 0 Comments
This review is only going to make sense to people who live in or around Austin. It is for a show that goes on at the Alamo Drafthouse. It is the spin off of the Mr. Sinus show that was very popular.
Master Pancake Theater is the new name of the same show that Mr. Sinus […]
Death Proof (Grindhouse)
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 5 months ago in Movies, Action and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: Bout an hour and a half
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Death Proof might be Death Proof, but not boring proof.
On the poster above it says, "A White-Hot Juggernaut at 200 Miles Per Hour!" I think it was moving at about 2 miles per hour. Coming off of the zombie blood fest that […]
Planet Terror (Grindhouse)
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 5 months ago in Movies, Horror, Sci-Fi, Action and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: Bout an hour and a half
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Rodriguez wins the Grindhouse matchup.
I sometimes get a skewed view of what is going on in America's movie theaters because I watch most of my movies at The Alamo Drafthouse. What that means is, there are more fanboys, more roots movie watchers, and […]
Grindhouse Monday
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 5 months ago in Movies, Horror, Action and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentWe have a lot to get to with Grindhouse. 2 movies, 5 trailers, and a whole lot of fun. So we will be having 3 posts today to deal with the 2 movies, and 1 post for the trailers, which is this post. So check back later for a full Death Proof, and a […]
