Got a couple of quick links for you today.
Clay has got a cool site where he has movie reviews shorter than mine. He is a man after my own heart. Single Sentence Movie Review is a site where Clay, and you can submit 1 sentence movie reviews. I might just have to start dropping […]
Rated: PG
Running Time: 92 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Setence: Rise of some crap!
Well the streak had to end. The movies just kept on coming and they were for the most part solid. Spider-Man 3 threw us for a wobbly, but we were still doing ok, nothing that really was horrible. Nothing until The Silver Surfer […]
Rated: NR
Running Time: 93 Minutes? It showed 80 on my DVD
Year: 2006
Boobs: 2 pairs (I assume zero in the theater release)
One Sentence: Epic Failure.
I think we all know this movie was going to suck. Since Scary Movie they have tried to make lighting strike in the same place twice and just have never been […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 122 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: So much better than Ocean's 12.
Ocean's 11 was probably my favorite movie the year it came out. It was just so perfect to me. Great cast, great story, smart, funny, everything I look for in a movie for me. So it was with great anticipation that […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 124 Minutes
Year: 2004
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: It's better when it's being mocked.
Master Pancake Theater for those that do not know, is a comedy group, that mock movies live in the theater, while the movie is playing. A lot like Mystery Science Theater 3000. We last saw Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome and […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 143 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: I need a stress relieving massage after this.
Is it bad that I am not just getting to one of the movies that were nominated for Best Picture of 2006? We have had this DVD at our house since Feburary. We have just been busy, and […]
Not actual picture of Mr. Goose
For any new readers, most of the time I write about movie reviews, but I also report on any Goose Attack I can find. To warn the people that the Goose is who really runs this planet. Today tragically I must report another Goose Attack!
From United Press International, and from […]
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