Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 93 minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: The best teen pregnancy comedy of the holiday season.
I keep hearing stuff about this movie, but have never really saw anything about this movie. No previews, only the poster, and not really knowing anything about it. I knew there was a pregnant girl, and that was […]
Archive for December, 2007
Goose Attack Lawsuit Thrown Out
Published by The Reviewer 9 months, 4 weeks ago in Goose Attack. 0 CommentsWe do two things here at The Reviewer. Write movie reviews, and keep you up to date on all the latest Goose Attack news. A woman sued a retail shopping center, when a goose nesting at one of the stores, chased her and she fell and broke her hip. That lawsuit was thrown out. You […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 113 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Armored Polar Bears.
Is there really much more I have to say than Armored Polar Bears? I shouldn't think so. That should be enough. How about giant fucking badass, talking armored polar bears? Is that enough? Animal spirits, witches, magic, flying machines, Sam Elliot's mustache, this is a […]
Rated: UR
Running Time: 122 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: 3 Pairs, Lucy Liu included
One Sentence: These vampires don't even have sharp teeth.
Sometimes a movie star falls from grace. Sometimes they don't get any more jobs, and sometimes, they have to take off their clothes to get a role. This is one of those times. Where Lucy Liu […]
