Archive for December, 2007


Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 93 minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: The best teen pregnancy comedy of the holiday season. I keep hearing stuff about this movie, but have never really saw anything about this movie.  No previews, only the poster, and not really knowing anything about it.  I knew there was a pregnant […]

Goose Attack Lawsuit Thrown Out

We do two things here at The Reviewer.  Write movie reviews, and keep you up to date on all the latest Goose Attack news.  A woman sued a retail shopping center, when a goose nesting at one of the stores, chased her and she fell and broke her hip.  That lawsuit was thrown out.  You […]

The Golden Compass

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Armored Polar Bears. Is there really much more I have to say than Armored Polar Bears?  I shouldn't think so.  That should be enough.  How about giant fucking badass, talking armored polar bears?  Is that enough?  Animal spirits, witches, magic, flying machines, Sam […]

Rise: Blood Hunter

Rated: UR Running Time: 122 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: 3 Pairs, Lucy Liu included One Sentence: These vampires don't even have sharp teeth. Sometimes a movie star falls from grace.  Sometimes they don't get any more jobs, and sometimes, they have to take off their clothes to get a role.  This is one of those […]

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