Torque

Torque Poster

Rated: PG-13

Running Time: 84 Minutes

Year: 2004

Boobs: Zero

One Sentence: Ice Cube is the leader of a biker gang from Englewood.

My friend owns this movie, and I was at his house.  I said why do you own Torque, and he said, "That movie is the tits."  I am not even sure what that means, but his excitement indicated that it was a good movie, and he shoved it in my hands to watch later.  I remember this movie, I had no intentions of watching it.  It looked horrible.  Just a crappy action flick, with Ice Cube.  Not worth the time.  Oh was I wrong.

This movie is the ultimate, in ultimate.  There is no letting up, it starts with a motorcycle race and fight with asshole driving cars, and doesn't stop.  This movie is like a motorcycle calender with hot girls on it come to life.  It has no substance, just hot girls, hot bikes, and speed.  Which I think is probably perfect for this movie.  At no point does it try to do anything substantial, or try to have any type of message at all.   

It also had Jamie Pressly as the bad girl biker.  Most of her time on screen involved close up's of her face, and her licking her lips.  It was just awesome.  She also was rocking some fake facial piercings.  Later there is a bike fight with her and another girl, WHILE ON THE BIKES!  Ice Cube rocked as the hard gangsta bike leader.  He was like Ice Cube NWA except in leathers and a sport bike.  It was all unnecessary and totally worth if if you like this sort of thing.  It wasn't nearly as horrible as I was expecting.  It executed overdone action very well and is recommended for those that are looking for this type of thing.  Oh and if you are wondering about the wise wisdom of the friend who told me about this movie, his site is called Stark Raving Awesome.

4 Stars

  • so you gave there will be blood and sunshine 3 stars, and this 4 stars ? lmao


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