2008 February (2)

Archive for February, 2008

Torque

Published by The Reviewer 7 months, 3 weeks ago in Action. 2 Comments

Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 84 Minutes
Year: 2004
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Ice Cube is the leader of a biker gang from Englewood.
My friend owns this movie, and I was at his house. I said why do you own Torque, and he said, "That movie is the tits." I am not even sure what that means, but his […]

Rush Hour 3

Published by The Reviewer 7 months, 3 weeks ago in Action. 1 Comment

Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Jackie Chan is just a little too old now.
Well there is a pile of suck out in the theater, and instead of a Hanna Montana movie review, I decided to watch new DVD's of suck instead. Either way there is a whole lot of […]

Sunshine

Published by The Reviewer 8 months ago in Action. 5 Comments

Rated: R
Running Time: 107 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: You can get very close to the sun if you have a giant disk.
This movie was pitched as a earthly disaster movie. When I think of these types of movies, I think of Armageddon, The Core, and Deep Impact. Things like this, which are overdone Hollywood […]