The Love Guru

The Love Guru

Rated: PG-13

Running Time: Too Long

Year: 2008

Nudity: None

One Sentence: Stephen Colbert was the only thing good in this movie. 

Holy fucking shit, I can not believe how horrible this movie was.  I mean I was at least semi hopeful, it had JT in a big old mustache, playing Jacques "Da Coq" Grande, and it was about Hockey.  So I was like ok, I can at least make it though this.  The one time, ONE TIME I laughed in this movie was an outtake during the credits.  I wanted to leave a lot, and I never leave early from movies.

The only thing that was even remotly amusing was Stephen Colbert, and I bet he either wrote, or changed his lines himself.  This movie was an absolute tragedy.  I felt bad for bringing my friend to see it with me.  I felt bad for the people leaving the theater before and after me that told the movie rep either, "Funny as hell," or "Hilarious."  They were both obviously released from the mental ward as a group outing, becuase there is no way that this movie was either of those things.  

I will not even give this movie 1 star it was that bad.  The worst movie I have seen all year easily.  Do not go see this movie in the theater, do not rent this movie, do not look at the poster, do not watch it on TV.  Stay as far away from this movie as possible it is so not worth even a free hour and a half. 

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