Archive for August, 2008



The Reviewer is now on 310.TV

At the theater, and don't remember what I said about a movie?  Trying to get your girlfriend to understand that Fool's Gold is not gold, and I said so.  Trying to just get an idea of what movie to watch and don't have a computer!  Well now you can read The Reviewer and a ton […]

The House Bunny

Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 97 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: Naked Butt
One Sentence: Cute and fun but not anything super special. 
This is like almost my dream come true.  Anna Faris as a playboy bunny!  I mean how much better can it get.  I should be sold on that ideal alone and should give it 5 stars, well if it […]

Death Race

Rated: R
Running Time: 89 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: It's like the orignal Death Race 2000 except it sucks. 
Remakes of iconic 70's sci-fi movies that touch on social commentary are always good, I think back to the excellent Planet Of The Apes, or the perfect Poseidon, and all the others and just hope and hope they […]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Rated: PG
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: There is no General Grievous in this movie. 
Sigh, it is hard for fanboys like me.  As I sit here writing this looking at my Rancor, and my new General Grievious "The Clone Wars" figure that I just bought about a week ago I think to myself, […]

Tropic Thunder

Rated: R
Running Time: 107 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: The opening previews are worth the price of your ticket. 
Tropic Thunder is not your normal stupid Ben Stiller movie, like Zoolander, or Dodgeball.  So get the idea that you hate Ben Stiller movies out of your head.  I know there are some out there that have that […]

Guess The Movie From 1 Letter!

Empire has set up a new quiz that lets you guess the movie from 1 letter from the poster.  It was a fun quiz and has lots of good posters, I thought I didn't do too bad but did not get 100%.  I got 28 out of 46.  Tell me what you got.  Don't post […]

Pineapple Express

Rated: R
Running Time: 111 Minutes
Year: 2008
Nudity: None
One Sentence: There are no trains or pineapples in this movie. 
I can tell the world around me is getting tired of seeing the quote "From the guys who brought you Superbad."  You can change Superbad with 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up or any of the others.  They are […]




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