Archive for September, 2008

Seventh Moon

Rated:? Running Time:90 minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: Shaky blurry moon demons chase Amy Smart through rural China. Ok, lets put a white girl, a Chinese American, in Rural China at night and shake the camera a bunch and make it so you can't see much of anything for an hour and a […]

Let The Right One In

Rated: ? Running Time: 114 minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: One very brief scene of the young girl's "genitalia". One Sentence: More like a sweet love story than a scary movie. This movie was hyped up as being the best scary movie at Fantastic Fest and I was really looking forward to seeing it. Sadly, it […]

Repo: The Genetic Opera

Rated: R Running Time: 98 Minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: The best goth opera you will see this year.  I now that you have too many goth opera's starring Paris Hilton, Paul Sorvino, Sarah Brightman and Anthony Head in them to pick form coming out in theaters this fall and winter, but this […]

The Substitute

Ever wonder what would happen if one of your substitute teachers was an alien? If so, then this is the movie for you! It takes place in a small Danish town. A local farm woman is inhabited by an alien who is trying to discover the meaning of love and empathy and plans to take […]

Eagle Eye

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: ? Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: A lot more fun than I was expecting.  Wow.  WOW.  Eagle Eye is just wow, what a movie.  This is a action packed tense thrill ride.  It is rare that this type of movie delivers the action.  I didn't think I was going to […]


Rated: PG-13 Running Time: ? Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: The long awaited movie is finally here.  If you are any type of Star Wars fan, you might have heard about Fanboys, the movie that has been 10 years in the making.  That it got made, delayed, not made, and any other type of […]

Zach And Miri Make A Porno

  Rated: R Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: Boobs, Penis, Ass One Sentnece: Kevin Smith's best movie. Wow what a beginning to Fantastic Fest!  I love Kevin Smith, I think that not only are his movies quite good (except Jersey Girl) I think that he is a natural perfect story teller, in person.  […]

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