Archive for April, 2011

Fast Five Movie Review

One Sentence: It’s a heist movie. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 29-Apr-2011 Nudity: None They got me again, just like all the others. I think this is why there are 5 of these movies. Hot girls, hot cars, hot action, how can you not love it. It really helps that these movies are at least somewhat […]

Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Movie Review

One Sentence: The funniest documentary I have ever seen. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 22-Apr-2011 Nudity: None I hear you and I agree, the idea of a documentary about marketing and production placement, paid for by the marketing and product placement that it is making the documentary about sounds like a very boring paradox that will […]

Hanna Movie Review

One Sentence: Deadly teen’s are awesome. Rated: PG-13?!?! Release Date: 08-Apr-2011 Nudity: None What do you get when you throw La Femme Nikita and Firestarter together. Something awesome, and that something is Hanna. A carefully shot action thriller that is both beautiful and packed full of hard hitting well shot action. This movie is paced […]

Arthur Movie Review

One Sentence: You might be surprised, I was. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 08-Apr-2011 Nudity: None It just looks terrible doesn’t it? Unfunny trailers, Russel Brand who seems to not click with people, especially in trailers, and a remake of a generally beloved movie. It has tons of cards stacked against it. My girlfriend didn’t even […]

Born To Be Wild Movie Review

One Sentence: This is a made for IMAX movie. Rated: G Release Date: 08-Apr-2011 Nudity: None I have been invited to IMAX movies for press before. I think I saw The Dark Knight there, and at least one more movie, but never have I been invited to an IMAX movie screening. What I mean by […]

Rubber Movie Review

One Sentence: Don’t believe the hype. Rated: R Release Date: Now on demand Nudity: Woman butt Maybe the E-mail blast by the Alamo Drafthouse was genuine. Maybe the writer really loved this movie and really wanted everyone to go see it. That it is was a must see movie. Maybe it was marketing, getting me […]

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