Archive for the 'Romance Movies' Category

Beautiful Creatures Movie Review

  One Sentence: Thank god there are no vampires. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 14-Feb-2013 Nudity: None So did you know this was a movie?  I didn’t until I saw it last night.  The preview makes it look like a stylized tween romance supernatural movie.  You know like Twilight, but it did look better.  Not only […]

Playing For Keeps Movie Review

One Sentence: I am not sure who this movie is for. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 07-Dec-2012 Nudity: None Ok maybe it is for late 30 something divorcee’s with children?  That is the only group who I think this movie might be for.  I can’t think anyone else would like this movie very much.  I don’t […]

Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Review

One Sentence: The vampire Kardashian wedding movie. Rated: PG-13, should of been R, it was very gory. Release Date: 18-Nov-2011 Nudity: Some side shots style. I know I am not the audience, I get it.  I have said this before about these Twilight movies, that I am not the target, but really, an hour long […]

Beastly Movie Review

One Sentence: A bit cooler and nothing like Twilight at all. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 04-Mar-2011 Nudity: None So going into this movie all I could think about was Bella Swan and her two topless boys staring at each other while nothing happens for 2 hours.  I figured Beastly was going to be more of […]

Phantom Of The Opera

Rated: R Running Time: 93 Minutes Year: 1989 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: Phantom Of The Opera meets Freddy. It was the late 80's, Freddy Kruger and his master, Robert Englund were in high regard, and high demand.  He got asked to do a lot of other projects, however none I remember more than Phantom […]

Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 103 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like a dancing movie, but interesting and worth watching.  I don't even know where she found this movie.  I have never even heard of it, didn't know it existed, and was really scared when she told me the name.  Which I will […]

Sabrina Movie Review

Rated: Approved Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 1954 One Sentence:  Sometimes I just don't get the classics.   When I was growing up, it was the 80's.  We had big hair, and new wave music, fast cars, and faster women.  I never watched a movie made before 1977 probably until I went to college.   […]

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