Archive for March, 2006





V for Vendetta

Rated: R Running Time: 132 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Remember, remember the fifth of November. If you are not a comic book nerd, and you saw the preview for this movie, you might be much like my girlfriend or myself when you first saw this preview. I had never heard of the […]

Black. White.

Rated: TV-14 Running Time: 1 hour Channel: FX Time: Wednesday 9PM CST One Sentence: White and Black people get to go out as the other race and then they argue about it. We caught "Black. White." last night we were going to watch it the first week but were doing other things. So the premise […]

Failure To Launch

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 97 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Why didn't anyone tell me Zooey was in this movie? Of all the format generated romantic comedies in the world, this is absolutely, positively one of them. But I am happy to report, that is was one of the better ones. It was […]

Cinderella Man

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 144 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: You can still like a movie even when you don't like the 2 stars of the movie. We are getting into the groove now. We have been slow on movies lately because we have been really busy. Were going tonight to the theater […]

The War of the Worlds

Rated: Approved Running Time: 85 Minutes Year: 1953 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: No Tom Cruise in this one. Keeping with our Academy Award winning films for Oscar time. We review The War of the Worlds, the original film created in 1953. It won an Academy Award for best special effects in 1953. The budget for […]

The Aristocrats

Rated: NR Running Time: 89 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: So I have this act, I pretend I am able to write movie reviews and I expect other people to read them, they really do not provide much insight into anything, but I think they are good, and sometimes, I even rhyme. Well […]

Flashdance

Rated: R Running Time: 95 Minutes Year: 1983 Boobs: 3 pairs One sentence: Remember everyone she is 18 in this movie. Remember that academy award winning movie I said I was going to write a review about? I bet you didn't think it would be Flashdance. Which won an academy award for best song. It […]




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