Rated: R Running Time: 130 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Quite a lot One Sentence: He ain't no Captain Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp, started his career in Nightmare on Elm Street part 1. He played Nancy's boyfriend, and was killed while falling asleep watching movies, and listening to music on his headphones. He was sucked into […]
Archive for July, 2006
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Published by The Reviewer July 26th, 2006 in Comedy Movies and Movies. 1 CommentRated: PG-13 Running Time: 95 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Let us not forget that Ivan Reitman directed Stripes and Meatballs. I think many other people were as reluctant as me to go watch this movie. How it came to be that I saw this instead of Lady In The Water, I am […]
Rated: R Running Time: 97 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Kevin's wife's through her see through bra. One Sentence: Fuck Joe Seigel. I was worried. I saw Jersey Girl. I hated Jersey Girl. It was a pile of suck. Dirty ugly suck. I thought maybe the tubby bitch had gone soft. Lost his touch. Forgot where […]
Dratch and Tina I will miss you, see you soon!
Published by The Reviewer July 24th, 2006 in TV. 0 CommentsI don't write a lot about TV. But I am today. I have since about 2002? Maybe 2001, I don't quite remember anymore, started watching SNL every Saturday. I fell in love with the show, and now I would say that it is my favorite show on TV. I think it is smart, funny, worth […]
A few months ago I contacted the 2 advertising agencies that show films in Austin Texas to ask to be on the critics list. I said I have a small blog that 50 people read and it goes up every now and then. I would like to be able to watch movies before they come […]
Rated: R Running Time: 94 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Lots and lots of boobs. One Sentence: I can't even tell what a horror movie is anymore. For a lot of this movie, there is no killing or blood or anything like that. It plays out like a sequel to Euro Trip, but not as funny. […]
Rated: R Running Time: 111 Minutes Year: 1984 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: This is what it sounds like when I cry. We have not seen the 80's pic in a while, but thanks to Lib, we are seeing it today, for the Prince inspired/starring film, Purple Rain. Now I am pretty sure that I […]
