I just found a pretty funny site called, Movie A Minute. It has condensed versions of movies. They are pretty funny and the site is worth checking out. Sadly the coding is a bit off and it isn't the hottest looking site. Here is the one for Titanic.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.
Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)
THE END
Check them out here.
