Got a couple of quick links for you today. Clay has got a cool site where he has movie reviews shorter than mine. He is a man after my own heart. Single Sentence Movie Review is a site where Clay, and you can submit 1 sentence movie reviews. I might just have to start […]
Archive for June, 2007
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer
Published by The Reviewer June 18th, 2007 in Action Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 0 CommentsRated: PG Running Time: 92 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Setence: Rise of some crap! Well the streak had to end. The movies just kept on coming and they were for the most part solid. Spider-Man 3 threw us for a wobbly, but we were still doing ok, nothing that really was horrible. Nothing […]
Epic Movie
Published by The Reviewer June 15th, 2007 in Comedy Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: NR Running Time: 93 Minutes? It showed 80 on my DVD Year: 2006 Boobs: 2 pairs (I assume zero in the theater release) One Sentence: Epic Failure. I think we all know this movie was going to suck. Since Scary Movie they have tried to make lighting strike in the same place twice and […]
Ocean’s 13
Published by The Reviewer June 14th, 2007 in Action Movies, Comedy Movies, Drama Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: PG-13 Running Time: 122 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: So much better than Ocean's 12. Ocean's 11 was probably my favorite movie the year it came out. It was just so perfect to me. Great cast, great story, smart, funny, everything I look for in a movie for me. So it was […]
Master Pancake Theater – The Day After Tomorrow
Published by The Reviewer June 13th, 2007 in Alamo Drafthouse, Comedy Movies and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: PG-13 Running Time: 124 Minutes Year: 2004 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's better when it's being mocked. Master Pancake Theater for those that do not know, is a comedy group, that mock movies live in the theater, while the movie is playing. A lot like Mystery Science Theater 3000. We last saw Mad […]
Babel
Published by The Reviewer June 11th, 2007 in Drama Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 0 CommentsRated: R Running Time: 143 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: I need a stress relieving massage after this. Is it bad that I am not just getting to one of the movies that were nominated for Best Picture of 2006? We have had this DVD at our house since Feburary. We have […]
Mr. Goose attacks dogs and woman!
Published by The Reviewer June 9th, 2007 in Goose Attack. 0 CommentsNot actual picture of Mr. Goose For any new readers, most of the time I write about movie reviews, but I also report on any Goose Attack I can find. To warn the people that the Goose is who really runs this planet. Today tragically I must report another Goose Attack! From United Press […]
