Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: It's like a crappier Fast and the Furious.
I like car movies, I don't know why, I just keep going back to them. I am an abused viewer who can't say no. They are so shiny, and they have girls in them with skirts that are shorter than anything I have ever seen in real life. I am a weak man. This one had even fancier cars than the others. It had Ferrari's, and SLR's and other such unobtainum. At least I didn't go see it in the theater.
As we all can expect, this movie is bad, but just how bad was the great unknown. Fast and the Furious bad? Part 2 bad? Part 3 bad? No even worse! It was like a mashup of various scenes that almost didn't even apply to the plot. Then there was a car race. That was the whole movie. I am not sure if there was a plot at all. I remember something about counterfeit money, but it was so brief that I am not sure if it was important to the "plot" or not. Look fast cars crashing, YAY!
So yes, to no one's surprise I am sure, Redline is horrible. Not even the hottie Nadia Bjorlin's eyes, or unbuttoned shirts could save this movie from being the tragedy it was. I can't recommend this movie to anyone. Not for the fancy cars, or for the overuse of the cleavage shot.
