AVP:R

AVPR poster

Rated: R

Running Time: 86 Minutes

Year: 2007

Boobs: Zero

One Sentence: This week on a very special AvP

I can get into it, Aliens, Preadators fighting, it's all very cool and manly and bloody.  We were met with the horrible AvP 1 some time ago and I have blocked it from my mind.  It wasn't worth much, and I think I gave it a rather low rating.  I had heard Requiem was better, including this quote, "This is was AvP was supposed to be."  That is not my quote so don't go thinking I am telling you to go see this.  If this is the movie AvP was supposed to be, there was a lot more teen angst, than I expected in the world of AvP.

Yes, teen angst, most of this movie had a subplot about a teen, and the girl he liked, and the boyfriend she dumped.  It was all very O.C. with included fist fight while girl screams in the background for bigger blond boyfriend to stop it!  So if you were thinking you needed more Dawson's Creek with your Aliens and Preadators, then this is the movie for you.  However if you think that is trash, and you hate it when they change the rules about lore on stuff, then skip AvP.

Are you shocked they changed the lore?  No I am not either, but it still pisses me off.  No they should not be able to do that, I don't care what planet they are from, they didn't do that before, and they should not do that now, so stop changing shit, becuase you think it's cool.  It isn't, it just makes a lot of people go, they are gonna fuck up the franchise and not go see the movie, which is what I should have done too.  I guess the action was ok, and the fights were ok, overall the preadator was unimpressive and kind of a dumbass.  I think you can do ok without renting this one at all. 

2 stars 

 

  • Joe

    Man! You saw this one too! I wanted to see this one, and I may still try. It wasn’t that bad was it?

    • It was, I gave it a 2. It really wasn’t much centered around Aliens or Preds, mostly the human stuff. It was really not that good to me.


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