Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 84 Minutes Year: 2004 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Ice Cube is the leader of a biker gang from Englewood. My friend owns this movie, and I was at his house. I said why do you own Torque, and he said, "That movie is the tits." I am not even sure what […]
Archive for February, 2008
Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Jackie Chan is just a little too old now. Well there is a pile of suck out in the theater, and instead of a Hanna Montana movie review, I decided to watch new DVD's of suck instead. Either way there is a […]
Rated: R Running Time: 107 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: You can get very close to the sun if you have a giant disk. This movie was pitched as a earthly disaster movie. When I think of these types of movies, I think of Armageddon, The Core, and Deep Impact. Things like this, […]
