Archive for March, 2008



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Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 123 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  I can count cards.     This is probably the most anticipated movie of this weekend.  Ad's are everywhere and I saw a preview quite a while ago.  They are hyping this one up.   I have been asked about it a lot already.  […]

Stop-Loss

Rated: R Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: One of the best anti-war movies I have seen in a long time. So I got a sneak for Stop-Loss an MTV movie that has been plastered all over the TV.  I have seen tons of ads for it, and sadly I had […]

Southland Tales

Rated: R Running Time: 145 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It is very hard to follow. I generally have a problem with movies that go beyond what I can figure out.  Mulholland Drive and The Fountain come to mind as the top 2 movies recently that were just total mind fucks.   These […]

Paranoid Park

Rated: R Running Time: 85 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Don't cast your main star from myspace. This movie was the Austin Chronicle's pick of the week.  The movie at which it says you should watch over all others.  The other movie's that did come out this week were lackluster, so I guess […]

Drillbit Taylor

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's not really for adults. Drillbit Taylor was not the blockbuster return Owen Wilson was hoping for.  Well I think that anyone on the team was hoping for.  A horrible 4th place showing in last weekends box office numbers show that no one […]

30 Days Of Night

Rated: R Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  It felt like it was 30 days of night long. I like the Vampire movies, really who doesn't.  Generally they have a little more flavor than your normal horror movie and even sometimes have something resembling a plot.  I didn't get to go […]

Hatchet

Rated: R Running Time: 84 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Quite a few. One Sentence: Harmony from Buffy and Angel takes off her top a lot. The tag line is Old School American Horror.  I can totally agree with that.  Hatchet is in fact old school American horror.  I think for the most part the people […]




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