Archive for April, 2009



Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Rated: PG-13  Running Time: 100 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: none One Sentence: There is nothing new going on here. This is a romantic comedy based off of "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens, but is not during Christmas, but there is snow.  I am not automatically turned off by the term romantic comedy, I think […]

Earth

Rated: G Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2007 Nudity: None One Sentence: Darth Vader likes to tell us about the Earth. I believe that the series Planet Earth by BBC and Discovery is the single most important television series ever created.  I think it is absolute required watching for everyone on this planet, and I […]

State Of Play

Rated :PG-13 Running Time:  127 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Russell Crowe now plays the same guy in every movie.  State Of Play is a thriller, or mystery that leads you down the line to a whodunit and why that you probably don't care about.  Which is a let down because it could […]

Dragonball Evolution

Rated: PG Running Time: 84 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Hey guess what came out this weekend? So I am thinking you are proabably as surprised to see that poster above as I am putting it up there.  The previously very hyped, now, completly hidden Dragonball Evolution came out this weekend to absolutley […]

Observe And Report

Rated: R Running Time: 86 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: One Pair of Boobs One Sentence: Seth Rogen goes dark, and it is not pretty.  The first thing I thought of when I saw this was, Very Bad Things, and that is a Very Bad Thing. There is a level where dark goes too dark and […]

Adventureland

Rated: R Running Time: 107 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: The girl from Twilight is in this movie. The movie was pitched as a comedy, but it really came out as a life movie/drama/some comedy/romance, not a romantic comedy.  Out of everything comedy was the least what it was, so it is getting […]

Fast & Furious

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 107 Minutes Year: 2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: New model, original bad acting. I have now seen all 4 of these movies, all by choice, and all have been in their own right, entertaining in some way.  It seems like fast cars, scenes with hot girls in stupid short outfits, and […]




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