One Sentence: Master craft suspense. Rated: R Release Date: 31-Aug-2011 Nudity: None The Debt is probably the last movie on your list to see this weekend. The horrible marketing and lack of information on the movie has led to a confused audience expectation. What is this movie about? Is Helen Mirren an old lady spy? […]
Archive for August, 2011
Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer August 25th, 2011 in Horror Movies. 1 CommentOne Sentence: Fantasy horror that worked for me. Rated: R Release Date: 26-Aug-2011 Nudity: None A horror movie with Guillermo Del Toro touching it in some way is going to have a certain feel. Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark is no exception. Even with Guillermo in a producer role, it still has that twisted, […]
One Sentence: A reboot worth checking out. Rated: R Release Date: 19-Aug-2011 Nudity: None The battle of the 80’s reboots starts tonight. In one corner, a remake of a horrible movie with a lot of boobs, a huge guy who doesn’t speak very well, with a sword vs. a remake of a vampire movie that […]
30 Minutes Or Less Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer August 11th, 2011 in Comedy Movies. 1 CommentOne Sentence: Low budget, low charm, low comedy. Rated: R Release Date: 12-Aug-2011 Nudity: Some boobs I already have forgotten about 30 Minutes Or Less. The only reason I remember I saw it is I see the commercials for it on TV, and I have to write this review about it. If I didn’t have […]
One Sentence: This movie is a lot heavier than you might suspect. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 10-Aug-2011 Nudity: None I should of guessed from the title and the subject matter of the movie that it was going to be heavy, but that is not the impression I was getting from the previews. I should of […]
One Sentence: Rated R version of the same movie. Rated: R Release Date: 05-Aug-2011 Nudity: Yes lots, including Leslie Mann and Olivia Wilde’s CG nipples. I like Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bateman, Olivia Wilde, and Leslie Mann. Put them in a rated R movie that doesn’t suck and that is pretty much all I ask for. […]
