One Sentence: I don’t know what is worse, Shyamalan with a twist, or Shyamalan without a twist. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 31-May-2013 Nudity: None I was about to write a hopeful first line, something like, I like Will Smith, I always have and I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt. […]
Archive for May, 2013
Fast And Furious 6 Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer May 24th, 2013 in Action Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: It is like your guilty pleasure TV show. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 24-May-2013 Nudity: None This movie franchise has turned into a big budget TV show with a lot of characters that you like, and really they can’t really do any wrong. There is some drama between some of them, there is […]
One Sentence: Thank god it is over. Rated: R Release Date: 24-May-2013 Nudity: Yes It isn’t that the Hangover III was bad. It wasn’t nearly as bad as the Hangover II. It was just that it was forced to be a movie, and forced on us. There should of never been any sequels to […]
Scatter My Ashes At Bergdorf’s Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer May 23rd, 2013 in Documentary Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: We have always been on top, hahaha we’re fabulous! Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 24-May-2013 Nudity: None Scatter My Ashes At Bergdorf’s is a new documentary releasing in movie houses around the world this week. You probably haven’t heard about it, and unless you live in a big city you probably will not […]
Star Trek Into Darkness Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer May 16th, 2013 in Action Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: Lens flares everywhere. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 16-May-2013 Nudity: None I am not really sure why you are getting this review so late. I got to see Star Trek Into Darkness last night at 9pm, it was released today. This isn’t really something that happens in the movie critic world. We either get […]
One Sentence: You better have seen The Avengers. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 03-May-2013 I can’t really tell you to go see this movie or not. That doesn’t matter, you would not listen to me anyway. If I said this was the worst movie ever created and that you literally get punched in the face […]
