Do you like guns? Do you like half hour long gun fight battles where there is a lot of shooting and guns? Then The Magnificent Seven is for you. Do you want there to be little plot, little character development and a lot of guns? Then rush out to the theater and get in line for The Magnificent Seven right now. Do you want Chris Pratt to be the Chris Pratt you fell in love with for about 2 minutes in a 2-hour movie and the rest of the time he shoots guns? Then The Magnificent Seven is for you.
It is hard to write more than that about this movie. There is literally about 10 minutes of back story plot in this whole movie and it is 2 hours and 12 minutes long. It follows a formula that doesn’t surprise you in any way. It will do everything you expect it to, right down to the very last minute. It clomps along with its impending super battle scene for sure coming right over the horizon. Then it is time, for the gun battle that lasts for 30 minutes, pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.
While entertaining in an action movie sort of way this movie is so without substance that you can get just as much action from any number of old 80’s movies and do not need to pony up the 10 bucks to see this one. So I think you can skip this one. It just doesn’t have anything new that would make it worth the trip.
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