Archive for the 'Horror Movies' Category





A Nightmare On Elm Street Movie Review

One Sentence: Does the world want a mean Freddy? Rated: R Running Time: 96 Minutes Release Date: 30-Apr-2010 Nudity: None I have a autographed Freddy Vs. Jason DVD insert, signed by Robert Englund on my wall.  I own the DVD box set of Nightmare On Elm Street.  I am quite the fan of the series, […]

The Crazies

One Sentence: Crazy scary. Rated: R Running Time: 101 Minutes Release Date: 26-Feb-2010 Nudity: None Maybe I am just happy that there is something good in the theater, but I really liked The Crazies.  It seems like the drought of a good scary movie has been even longer.  I can't even remember the last good […]

The Wolfman

One Sentence: Classic horror gone wrong.  Rated: R Running Time: 125 Minutes Release Date: 12-Feb-2010 Nudity: Emily Blunt side boob. So you take a classic 1941 horror movie and remake it.  What do you expect, a simple remake along the lines of the original, with a simple plot about a monster and love.  Do you […]

The Fourth Kind

Rated: PG-13 Running Time:  98 Minutes Release Date: 06-Nov-2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: The Blair Witch Alien Project. So in this version there are Aliens, instead of Witches.  The story is mildly convincing.  There are parts that some will consider scary, and the movie overall is an entertaining movie however it pulls some Blair Witch […]

Trick ‘r Treat

Rated: R Running Time: 82 Minutes DVD Release Date: 06-Oct-2009 Nudity: Some One Sentence: A direct to DVD release that might be the best horror movie since Scream. I got to see this movie at Comic-Con, the director and writer, Michael Dougherty came out to talk about it.  This is the guy who made Superman […]

The Final Destination

Rated: R Running Time: 82 Minutes Release Date: 28-Aug-2009 Nudity: One pair of boobs.  One Sentence: More of the same from The Final Destination. I don't know if anyone has ever said any of The Final Destination movies are good, I don't think I have but I have said that they have created some of […]

Drag Me To Hell

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 99 Minutes Release Date: 5/29/2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Old school Sam Rami horror.  Back before Spider-Man there was a man, a director, who made cheap movies, movies that used a lot of zoom, a lot of old scary women, and a lot of make-up.  He used conventional methods of film […]




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