Rated: R
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Year: 1989
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: Phantom Of The Opera meets Freddy.
It was the late 80's, Freddy Kruger and his master, Robert Englund were in high regard, and high demand. He got asked to do a lot of other projects, however none I remember more than Phantom Of The Opera, and […]
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Phantom Of The Opera
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Horror, Romance and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentJason Goes To Hell
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies, Horror and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 91 Minutes
Year: 1993
Boobs: 5
One Sentence: Jason goes to hell, well maybe not really.
So technically now I have seen all the Friday the 13th's and Nightmare on Elm Streets. I still have to watch FvJ again and Jason X. Which I will write reviews for both, but I have seen both of […]
Detour To Hell
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews and Independent. 3 CommentsRated: Not Rated
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Not quite B enough.
I was sent Detour To Hell from Ray and Migdalia Etheridge, a film that was recently shown at the Delray Beach Film Festival, and the Miami Independent Film & Music Festival. They asked me to check it out and to write the review. After I watched […]
Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies, Horror and Movie Reviews. 2 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 100 Minutes
Year: 1989
Boobs: 1
One Sentence: Now this is more like it.
Everything about this movie was better than part 7. I could feel it just from the music and the opening title. It had that transitional were not sure what is happening to rock msuic, so we are going to use this […]
Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies, Horror and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 1988
Boobs: 2 Pairs
One Sentence: Jason is ugly.
This week I will close a chapter of movie history, I will complete the rest of the Friday the 13th series, never to be opened again by me. I own all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, however Friday the 13th, I have […]
28 Weeks Later
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 7 months ago in Movies, Horror and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentRated: R
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: 1 pair
One Sentence: It's like the first one, only half a year later.
28 days later was awesome. It really made everyone look at what a zombie movie could be. That you can change the rules, and make an amazing movie. Fast paced, great shots, wild camera shake and […]
Long Pigs
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 8 months ago in Movies, Horror, Comedy, Documentary, Movie Reviews and Independent. 8 CommentsRated: NR
Running Time: 83 minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Some side boob
One Sentence: Give these guys a movie deal!
The Reviewer is checking out another Independent movie, this time it is "Long Pigs." A horror/documentary/comedy that is just awesome all the way. I was a little worried going into it. It sounds like a lot to take on. A […]
