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Superbad

Rated: R Running Time: 114 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: 1 Pair One Sentence:  The word "fuck" is used 186 times in the movie. The high school getting laid movie is a staple of American Culture.  It is as important or possibly more important that most films that win academy awards.  There is always someone willing […]

Detour To Hell

Rated: Not Rated Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Not quite B enough. I was sent Detour To Hell from Ray and Migdalia Etheridge, a film that was recently shown at the Delray Beach Film Festival, and the  Miami Independent Film & Music Festival.  They asked me to check it out and to write the review.  After […]

Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan

Rated: R Running Time: 100 Minutes Year: 1989 Boobs: 1 One Sentence: Now this is more like it. Everything about this movie was better than part 7.  I could feel it just from the music and the opening title.  It had that transitional were not sure what is happening to rock msuic, so we are […]

Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood

Rated: R Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 1988 Boobs: 2 Pairs One Sentence: Jason is ugly. This week I will close a chapter of movie history, I will complete the rest of the Friday the 13th series, never to be opened again by me.  I own all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, however […]

Step Into Liquid

Rated: PG Running Time: 87 Minutes Year: 2003 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: 66 foot wave 100 miles from the coast. On occasion I will rent things for the pure beauty of it.  I own Blue Crush because the footage is amazing, and the bass levels are absurd.  That movies sounds and looks great.  I have […]

The King Of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 79 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: 1,050,200 David and Goliath, Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa, George W Bush and The US Constitution.  These rivalries are nothing compared to Steve Wiebe and Billy Mitchell.  Who are they you ask?  Well they are the #1 and #2 world record holders for […]

Confusions Of An Unmarried Couple

Rated: NR Running Time: 74 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Only 2 people, but that is all you need. I have another independent film to review.  Brett Butler, the co-director sent me this film to review.  It has been hitting the film festival circuit and has won the audience choice award for best […]




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