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Crazy Stupid Love Movie Review

One Sentence: Sweet enough to forget about tomorrow. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 29-Aug-2011 Nudity: None Take the actor in the movie and put them in their stereotype, and you have Crazy Stupid Love. Steve Carell a older guy who the world beat up a little bit. Julianne Moore cries about something she did wrong. Emma […]

The Top 10 Movies You Should Have Seen In The Theater 2010

The best movie of the year?  I don't know, let people who think they are legitimate make those calls.  I am here to help you save money, save time and see the movies most worth your money.  These are movies that I think warrant your movie dollars, they were in some way so good, either […]

Black Swan Movie Review

One Sentence: As good as they are all saying. Rated: R Running Time: 108 Minutes Release Date: 01-Dec-2010 Nudity: None As Black Swan ended in a white out I remembered to finally breathe.  I don't know how long I hadn't been breathing, but I think it was probably the full length of the movie.  At […]

Hogwarts gets internets.

November 19th Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 releases in theaters.  I could not be more excited with a 24 cycle of Harry Potter movies running in the theater, driving my girlfriend insane.  Luckily others are getting pumped about it as well, including Vulture, who made these awesome pics of what it would […]

American Grindhouse

One Sentence: A great movie history.  Running Time: 80 Minutes Nudity: Tons Release: On Video On Demand Soon.  American Grindhouse is a documentary about exploitation films starting from the beginning of the movies all the way till now.  It is an amazing look at what exploitation is, why it happened, and how it happened.  The […]

MacGruber

Well I lost my whole MacGruber review.  I can't write another one right now, so MacGruber was the best SNL comedy since Wayne's World, which doesn't mean it was amazing.  It was pretty funny and because it was rated R it saved it.  If it was PG-13 it would have been horrible.  I give it […]

Elektra Luxx

  I only saw about 2/3rds of this movie, so please take that into account with this review.  Something happened with the projector, and I gave up on it and left to try to get to the Japanese Vampire movie.  I never made it to that movie, however I do not regret leaving Elektra Luxx, […]




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