One Sentence: Thank god there are no vampires. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 14-Feb-2013 Nudity: None So did you know this was a movie? I didn’t until I saw it last night. The preview makes it look like a stylized tween romance supernatural movie. You know like Twilight, but it did look better. Not only […]
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Beautiful Creatures Movie Review
Published February 14th, 2013 in Action Movies and Romance Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: I am not sure who this movie is for. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 07-Dec-2012 Nudity: None Ok maybe it is for late 30 something divorcee’s with children? That is the only group who I think this movie might be for. I can’t think anyone else would like this movie very much. I don’t […]
One Sentence: The vampire Kardashian wedding movie. Rated: PG-13, should of been R, it was very gory. Release Date: 18-Nov-2011 Nudity: Some side shots style. I know I am not the audience, I get it. I have said this before about these Twilight movies, that I am not the target, but really, an hour long […]
One Sentence: A bit cooler and nothing like Twilight at all. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 04-Mar-2011 Nudity: None So going into this movie all I could think about was Bella Swan and her two topless boys staring at each other while nothing happens for 2 hours. I figured Beastly was going to be more of […]
Phantom Of The Opera
Published September 12th, 2007 in Horror Movies, Movie Reviews, Movies and Romance Movies. 1 CommentRated: R Running Time: 93 Minutes Year: 1989 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: Phantom Of The Opera meets Freddy. It was the late 80's, Freddy Kruger and his master, Robert Englund were in high regard, and high demand. He got asked to do a lot of other projects, however none I remember more than Phantom […]
Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School
Published June 21st, 2007 in Drama Movies and Romance Movies. 1 CommentRated: PG-13 Running Time: 103 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like a dancing movie, but interesting and worth watching. I don't even know where she found this movie. I have never even heard of it, didn't know it existed, and was really scared when she told me the name. Which I will […]
Sabrina Movie Review
Published February 8th, 2007 in Classic Movies, Movie Reviews, Movies and Romance Movies. 0 CommentsRated: Approved Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 1954 One Sentence: Sometimes I just don't get the classics. When I was growing up, it was the 80's. We had big hair, and new wave music, fast cars, and faster women. I never watched a movie made before 1977 probably until I went to college. […]
