Archive for November, 2005

Playing By Heart

Rated: R Running Time: 121 Minutes Year: 1998 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Aww John Stewart was soooo cute. Playing by heart, was America's answer to Love Actually, before Love Actually came out. Huge cast, lots of different storylines, and all revolving around love. Or relationships, in LA. The format is very similar to Love Actually, […]


Rated: UR Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: 2 pairs One Sentence: The black blind American, takes in the Chinese dog, from the English guy from Glascow, to live with him and his white step-daughter. I am really not sure what this movie was about. It wasn't like a king fu movie, it was […]

The Real World: Austin

Rated: TV-14 Running Time: 30 minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Blurred. One Sentence: Fuck those guys. In the end, Neimeiah was yelling, "touch me bitch i'll fucking kill you," with Wes behind him yelling too. They told Rachel that she didn't do anything when she was in Iraq becuase she was just a nurse. They were […]

Jay and Silent Bob Do Degrassi

Rated: UR Running Time: 70 minutes Year: Don't know Boobs: None One Sentence: Canadian Ninjas! I didn't know what this was, but it was pitched as UNRATED Jay and Bob stuff! OOOH AAHHHH! Yea, that didn't happen. So I guess this is some show on in Canada, for like 3000 years. It's quality is between […]

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 157 Minutes Year: 2005 One Sentence: 150 page script does not equal 734 page book. I have not read the book, I read the first, and that was it, I felt I could watch the movies, I don't read too much anyway. I have never really felt, left out, of a […]

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2

Format: DVD One Sentence: I think I am gonna have to say the best season of a television series I have ever seen in my life. I never watched it, when it was on. It was on the WB, it was the late 90's(TV sucked) and it was based off of a movie, called Buffy […]

Monster In Law

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 101 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I didn't rent this, we watched it with Libertie's parents. I hate J-lo. She used to be a Fly-girl on "In Living Color" for fuck's sake. With that being said. This movie is a normal, non-shocking, non-creative, regular, cute movie, that can work […]

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