Archive for June, 2006

Superman Returns

Rated: PG -13 Running Time: 154 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: In a stunning turn of event's superman has returned and is not nearly as gay as you might have thought. I am not a superman guy, I am also not a comic guy. I never have been. I know some stories about […]

Jesus Is Magic

Rated: NR Runngin Time: 72 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's not really like a movie. Sarah Silverman, always hot, sometimes funny. For some reason she is doing it with Jimmy Kimmel, who I do not think is attractive enough or powerful enough to be hittin that, but he does have a kid […]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Rated: R Running Time: 103 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: A lot, including Michelle Monaghan and Shannyn Sossamon One Sentence: Why can't more movies not suck like this one does? I knew nothing about it, I don't even know if I heard about this movie. It got added to my queue because was like, I want […]


Rated: Running Time: 116 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like Doc Hollywood, but with cars, instead of Michael J Fox. You might or might not know that I own all the pixar films, I find them to be excellent movies and over all they have all gotten 5 star ratings from me, […]

The New World

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 135 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: This was nothing like Pocahontas! I think a lot of people didn't trust this movie, because they were not sure what it was about, and that Colin Farrell was the lead role. It was portrayed as some sort of Colony movie, but wasn't […]

Uwe Boll wants to fight. Well it seems like Uwe (Director of Bloodrayne) is pissed that we think his movies are a pile of elephant poop with blood spattered all over it. Now he wants a fight. Too bad my latest review was written in 2006, and I am 160 pounds of pure weak meat. Otherwise I would be […]


Rated: R Running Time: 95 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: A few pairs! One Sentence: The director of House of the Dead returns for more video game vampires! If you didn't catch my review for House of the Dead it is right here. Anyway you will be glad to see I did not give this movie, […]

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