Archive for June, 2006


Rated: G Running Time: 81 Minutes Year: 1995 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Add another movie to the long long list of Disney movies that the main character is without a mother. There is a reason why I and many other people have not seen this movie. And here it is. Not Hot! Look at the […]

District B13

Banlieue 13 Rated: R Running Time: 85 minutes Year: 2004 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: In France there are a lot more white gangsters. We hit up District B13 or Banlieue 13 in French. The Alamo South had it so we hit it up for our Monday night movie. I know nothing about this movie as […]

The MTV Movie Awards

I have no idea why I am writing about this. It seems like such a lackluster event, because I know who won, today, but the show isn't actually on until Thursday? Why is it even on a Thursday. So now everything is ruined, when I was a little less into the movie scene than I […]


Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 135 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Whaaaaa I have AIDS, I can't pay rent. In the most disappointing film so far this year comes the film version of the huge 1996 Broadway hit, Rent. 1 Year after I graduated high school, coming off the high of being a great […]

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