Archive for November, 2006



Octopussy

Rated: PG Running Time: 131 Minutes Year: 1983  Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  Oh Octopussy!   Leave Blank:Do Not Change:Your email:  The second James Bond movie of the last weekend.  Spike was running their James Bond Thanksgiving weekend, so I decided to try to catch up on some.  I only got to watch Octopussy.  Maybe next […]

Casino Royale

Rated: PG-13   Running Time: 144 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  New bond, new style. At the time of this writing I have seen a total of 5 James Bond films I think.  I have never really gotten into them, and just never saw them growing up.   So I have a lot of […]

Wordplay

Rated: PG Running Time: 94 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: 14 Across: 5 letter word, All the people in this movie. NERDS. I don't mean cool nerds, I mean big nerds. I guess I should not mock. I write movie reviews in my spare time. But man, crossword tournaments. I don't know that […]

Monster House

Rated: PG Running Time: 91 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I don't know what was scarier the kids or the house. When the previews for Shrek came out whenever that was some time ago. I though to myself. Holy crap I am not going to go see this movie, do you see what […]

What is real in Borat?

Salon.com has dropped what I was wondering about in Borat. What was real and what was not. Overall what it seemed like I thought was real was and what wasn’t was not. The article has major spoilers in it so be aware if you have not seen the moviefilm. What is real in Borat?

Borat

Rated: R Running Time: 84 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: High Five! Hello, I am The Reviewer, I am to make the review for the moviefilm called the Borat. It is a real moviefilm for the man travels to US and A and he is called Borat. He have very sexy sister, and […]

Pride And Prejudice

Rated: PG Running Time: 127 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's hard to look at something new you have seen so much before. I would guess in my lifetime, this is the fourth version? Fifth maybe? Of this story presented to me. I am not sure where I know it from. Perhaps it […]