Archive for June, 2007

Live Free Or Die Hard

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 130 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It is a Die Hard movie. Part 4?  You want to make Die Hard part 4?  Are you shitting me?  Harry Potter 5 is out next week, Spider Man 3, Pirates 3,  Ocean's 13, Fantastic Four 2, and now you want to put […]

The Fountain

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 96 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Another mindfuck from Darren. I don't do well with these type of movies.  These cryptic, ambiguous movies with no definition of what is really going on, and you have to spend 5 days on the imdb boards reading other peoples theory of what […]

Create Your Own Simpsons Avatar

Time to get the buzz on for The Simpson's Movie.  You can make your own Simpson's Avatar of yourself over at Or you can just click the pic and it will take you there.  I could not figure out how to save the image, so I took a screen shot and uploaded it myself.  […]

Evan Almighty

Rated: PG Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Evan Alright. 175 Million Dollars.  The Most Expensive Comedy Ever Made.  You know why you don't spend 175 million dollars on a comedy, well besides the fact that you won't make it back, you don't spend 175 million dollars on a comedy, because […]

Alamo Downtown, where I grew up in Austin.

  Today is the day where we remember The Alamo Drafthouse Downtown.  Leave a comment telling us what you remember about the downtown location.  You first time.  You best time.   Your worst time?   The food?  The events?  The people that you have met?  Anything at all, just post post post!   If you […]

July 25th Alamo Drafthouse Blogathon, and Contest!

  In less than 1 week the Alamo Drafthouse Downtown will be closing it's doors.  They will be opening again soon at a new location, but we will still be saddened by the loss of the great old Drafthouse.  So let's remeber!  Jette Kernion at Slackerwood is having an Alamo Drafthouse Blogathon on the 25th.  […]

Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 103 Minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like a dancing movie, but interesting and worth watching.  I don't even know where she found this movie.  I have never even heard of it, didn't know it existed, and was really scared when she told me the name.  Which I will […]

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