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Tag: The Reviewer
Archive for July, 2007
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: I have learned spies are boring.
We soldier on in our spy week. This time Chris Cooper and Ryan Phillippe are playing the spy game in Breech. A story based on actual events about the biggest breach of American Security. It sounds good. It has the potential […]
The Good Shepherd
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Drama and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 167 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: He might be a good shepherd, but a terrible movie character.
Spy movies are good right? I think the tag line for this movie during advertising was, "this is the best spy movie ever made," or something to that effect. I could not agree less. A poorly […]
Kissing Jessica Stein
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Comedy and Movie Reviews. 4 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 97 Minutes
Year: 2001
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence:
Kissing Jessica Stein is one of those small New York movies, that seems to have enough in it to carry it to a cult status that transcends a decade or more, allowing it to be talked about, seen and rented by people like me. When the movie […]
Transformers
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Action and Movie Reviews. 5 CommentsRated: PG-13
Running Time: 144 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Micheal Bay should never make a decision about music in his movies ever again.
Before I get into my glowing review of Transformers, I have to say this. Michael Bay, your music choices suck horribly, and your music advisers are ruining your movies. They make what could […]
Ratatouille
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Family and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: PG
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Best rated movie of the year?
I personally do not care for film critics, movie critics, overall the critic world. Let's ignore the totally ironic fact, that I myself attempt to be a movie critic, and just focus on the fact that I don't care for them. They […]
