Rated: R
Running Time: 96 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Some
One Sentence: The State kids bring another movie.
I bet a lot of you never heard of this movie. The Ten came out last year in Austin, and what sometimes happens is we get movies here, that no one else gets. Either someone from The Alamo Drafthouse wants to […]
Archive for February, 2008
Rated: NR
Running Time: 88 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: More of the same from Futurama
A long time ago there was a show that all the nerds loved. It was canceled, there was much anger, and then glorious syndication. Cartoon Network and Comedy Central picked it up. People asked for more, and finally after 2 years, the […]
I did not watch any movies this weekend. Instead I went to an Oscar party and and watched all the movies that most people probably have not seen win awards. I don't have much to say about the Oscar's as I never really care that much about who wins or loses. I am very happy […]
Rated: R
Running Time: 97 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: 2 Pairs
One Sentence: Should have made it PG-13
If you are like me, then you have seen the horrible ads for a movie called Charlie Bartlett all over your TV. They have been running a while and they show a horrible movie, that makes you run as far away as […]
We here at The Reviewer, always keep up with the latest in movie reviews, but we also keep up on all the latest Goose Attack news. A man is suing his employer for $75,000 dollars when he got attacked by a goose on the job. He claims his employer knew about the goose, and […]
Well being the horrible dork that I am, I track all my expenses very carefully. I know where all my money goes, and what category I spend. Including a category called movies. My movie expenses, are any cost that is spent on or at the movies. This includes, movie tickets, food at the movies, DVD […]
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2008
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Oh Anakin you still suck so hard.
I do have to say that even though it had Hayden in it, I just really wanted to go see jumper. It looked very cool. I could handle him. I have faced cool movies with this kid facing me trying […]
