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Phantom Of The Opera

Rated: R Running Time: 93 Minutes Year: 1989 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: Phantom Of The Opera meets Freddy. It was the late 80's, Freddy Kruger and his master, Robert Englund were in high regard, and high demand.  He got asked to do a lot of other projects, however none I remember more than Phantom […]

The Ex

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 99 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Uncomfortable is not the same as funny. I like everyone in this movie.  Everyone on that poster, I feel is a fine actor, or a very funny actor.  I especially like Zach, Amy, Amy, Amanda, and Donal.  I almost went and saw this […]


Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 95 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like a crappier Fast and the Furious. I like car movies, I don't know why, I just keep going back to them.  I am an abused viewer who can't say no.  They are so shiny, and they have girls in them with […]

Balls Of Fury

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Tiny balls, tiny jokes. I am back from my 4 week vacation and I am stocked full of crappy movies for you all.  Starting with the unfunny Balls Of Fury.  Yes, I saw Balls Of Fury over Halloween, yes, I have not seen […]

Shoot Em Up

Rated: R Running Time: About 80 minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: 4 In Theaters: September 7th One Sentence: There are a lot of guns in this movie. Last night Lib and I went to a sneak for Shoot Em Up.  The trailers and the poster look awesome.  Guns, a baby, Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica […]

Death Rides A Horse

Rated: M Running Time: 115 Minutes Year: 1967 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Kill Bill Vol. 0 In my attempt to expand my horizons with movies we are going to look at Death Rides A Horse.  A 1967 Spaghetti Western that seems to be quite famous in film circles.  We heard that it was the inspiration […]

Jason Goes To Hell

Rated: R Running Time: 91 Minutes Year: 1993 Boobs: 5 One Sentence: Jason goes to hell, well maybe not really.   So technically now I have seen all the Friday the 13th's and Nightmare on Elm Streets.  I still have to watch FvJ again and Jason X.  Which I will write reviews for both, but […]

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