Rated: R
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Year: 1989
Boobs: One Pair
One Sentence: Phantom Of The Opera meets Freddy.
It was the late 80's, Freddy Kruger and his master, Robert Englund were in high regard, and high demand. He got asked to do a lot of other projects, however none I remember more than Phantom Of The Opera, and […]
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Phantom Of The Opera
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Horror, Romance and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentThe Ex
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Comedy and Movie Reviews. 0 CommentsRated: PG-13
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Year: 2006
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Uncomfortable is not the same as funny.
I like everyone in this movie. Everyone on that poster, I feel is a fine actor, or a very funny actor. I especially like Zach, Amy, Amy, Amanda, and Donal. I almost went and saw this movie in the […]
Redline
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Action and Movie Reviews. 2 CommentsRated: PG-13
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: It's like a crappier Fast and the Furious.
I like car movies, I don't know why, I just keep going back to them. I am an abused viewer who can't say no. They are so shiny, and they have girls in them with skirts that are shorter […]
Balls Of Fury
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 2 months ago in Movies, Comedy and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentRated: PG-13
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Tiny balls, tiny jokes.
I am back from my 4 week vacation and I am stocked full of crappy movies for you all. Starting with the unfunny Balls Of Fury. Yes, I saw Balls Of Fury over Halloween, yes, I have not seen Halloween, yes, I have […]
Shoot Em Up
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Action, Movie Reviews and Alamo Drafthouse. 4 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: About 80 minutes
Year: 2007
Boobs: 4
In Theaters: September 7th
One Sentence: There are a lot of guns in this movie.
Last night Lib and I went to a sneak for Shoot Em Up. The trailers and the poster look awesome. Guns, a baby, Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica Bellucci. It seemed excessive, but […]
Death Rides A Horse
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Classic, Western and Movie Reviews. 1 CommentRated: M
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Year: 1967
Boobs: Zero
One Sentence: Kill Bill Vol. 0
In my attempt to expand my horizons with movies we are going to look at Death Rides A Horse. A 1967 Spaghetti Western that seems to be quite famous in film circles. We heard that it was the inspiration for many other Spaghetti Westerns […]
Jason Goes To Hell
Published by The Reviewer 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies, Horror and Movie Reviews. 3 CommentsRated: R
Running Time: 91 Minutes
Year: 1993
Boobs: 5
One Sentence: Jason goes to hell, well maybe not really.
So technically now I have seen all the Friday the 13th's and Nightmare on Elm Streets. I still have to watch FvJ again and Jason X. Which I will write reviews for both, but I have seen both of […]
