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Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 126 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Better than I expected. So last night I figured out something, a good judge of a movie for the general audience. I am calling it the Sneak Preview Loud Motherfucking Rude Ass Stupid Dumbfuck's That Are Too Broke To Pay For A Movie And Don't STFU Factor. So I really like going to sneak previews, I would pay for a sneak just to see it 3 days early so i can write my review on time, it makes me feel more like a reviewer, even though the powers that be do not think I am. But they are actually free, which makes them cooler, except for 1 thing. Everyone that goes to these, is pretty much anyone who is broke and listens to the hip hop stations. You have to get there really early as well because they give out more passes than seats. I got there and there were about 20 people in line before me. By the time we were seated there were about 100 people in front of me, I wonder how that happened? This always happens at the sneaks, but we still get pretty solid seats. So we sit and for the next 20 minutes the people file in, and try to sit in the press reserved seats, and then someone has to kick them out and then the people that got kicked out say, PRESS? WHAT PRESS? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE 2 ROWS!!!! Or something like that. The last sneak I went to was the grudge, and it was a nightmare, people would not shut the fuck up throughout the movie. Annoying loud and whatever. I really swore off sneaks, but a free early movie is hard to pass up so, I was going to try again. And I was pleasantly surprised. Before the movie everyone was an asshat, but as soon as it started, silence, a completely full 400 seats, quiet, save for 2 cell phones and 1 baby up front. Who shut up quickly. So I figured it out. The best way to know if a movie sucks or not to a general audience is if they are quiet during a sneak preview. The Grudge sucked, and it showed because the audience would attempt to be funny or talk or just whatever. MI3 was good because everyone was into it watching it and were actually quiet. Very interesting. So yea. MI3, was good. Dare I say quite good. Shockingly good? The movie open's quite hard, and doesn't let up from the very beginning. It was action packed, in a very good way. I really had a very fun time watching this, even with Crazy Tom reprising his role as super agent Etan Hunt. They seemed to pull him a bit back compared to the tragedy that was MI2. They made him more human everyone else more human and the villain oh so awesome. Leading up this project is king of Lost J.J. Abrams, who was I think an excellent choice as he seems to have his finger on the pulse of the people right now. Far more than Tom, or someone like John Woo. What this led to, was a intense, fun, hardcore, movie, that was not the Tom Cruise show, and had a story, that suspended disbelief pretty well. Of course it was over the top, but we expect that, but can you say over the top but not so much so that it seemed ridiculous. I would defiantly go see this in the theater this weekend, it was well worth the money I paid, even though I didn't pay for it. I think that anyone looking for an action flick would have a good time with this one for sure. 4+ stars, pushing 5 on the fun factor.

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