Archive for February, 2007





Night At The Museum Movie Review

Rated: PG  Running Time: 108 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Only 2 months late! I told you last week that there was nothing to see this weekend really.  So we again, did not go to the movies.   I have been feeling bad about that, and decided we had to go last night.  […]

This Film Is Not Yet Rated Movie Review

Rated: NC-17 Running Time: 97 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Lots One Sentence: Fuck the MPAA This is a Documentary about the rating system of American movies.  Which is run by the MPAA, or Motion Picture Association of America.  It looks at how our movies are rated, who runs the system, and the way at which […]

Everything you wanted to know about Star Wars…

Today's early morning quick link is quite possibly why the internet was invented.   I think this is probably the second best website invented after IMDB.   The Wookiepedia.   A wiki, of all star wars information all gathered together in one place, so that you can look up any history or facts that you need for […]

Stay at home this weekend.

HOLY CRAP, this might be the most pointless weekend to go to the movies ever. Without anything from last week worth seeing and then this week's piles of crap, there is absolutely nothing to see.   I would highly reccomend staying home with your netflix movies.  If you had to go to the movies I guess […]

Sabrina Movie Review

Rated: Approved Running Time: 113 Minutes Year: 1954 One Sentence:  Sometimes I just don't get the classics.   When I was growing up, it was the 80's.  We had big hair, and new wave music, fast cars, and faster women.  I never watched a movie made before 1977 probably until I went to college.   […]

Jackass 2 Movie Review

Rated: NR Running Time: 95 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero, but there were naked man parts One Sentence:  I want more stunts, less gross stuff. I remember when there was this show on, that was pretty funny.  It has this dumb idiots doing stunts and stuff that were really dumb ideas.   It was funny […]

Valentine’s Day Movies

Ahhhh Valentine's Day.  A day where us guys get to do whatever our girlfriends want and show them just how much we appreciate them.  Sometimes it's a tennis bracelet, or perhaps a sunset sail on your personal yacht.   Others go for the much more loved and appreciated Dinner and a Movie.   A tradition […]




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