Archive for July, 2007





No Reviews

There will be no reviews until at least the 18th including Harry Potter.  You were gonna go see it anyway, you don't need to read a review about it.     

Breach

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 110 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I have learned spies are boring. We soldier on in our spy week.  This time Chris Cooper and Ryan Phillippe are playing the spy game in Breech.  A story based on actual events about the biggest breach of American Security.  It sounds good.  […]

The Good Shepherd

Rated: R Running Time: 167 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: He might be a good shepherd, but a terrible movie character. Spy movies are good right?  I think the tag line for this movie during advertising was, "this is the best spy movie ever made," or something to that effect.  I could not […]

Kissing Jessica Stein

Rated: R Running Time: 97 Minutes Year: 2001 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:   Kissing Jessica Stein is one of those small New York movies, that seems to have enough in it to carry it to a cult status that transcends a decade or more, allowing it to be talked about, seen and rented by people […]

Transformers

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 144 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  Micheal Bay should never make a decision about music in his movies ever again. Before I get into my glowing review of Transformers, I have to say this.  Michael Bay, your music choices suck horribly, and your music advisers are ruining your movies.  […]

Ratatouille

Rated: PG Running Time: 110 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence:  Best rated movie of the year? I personally do not care for film critics, movie critics, overall the critic world.  Let's ignore the totally ironic fact, that I myself attempt to be a movie critic, and just focus on the fact that I […]




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